Aug 30, 2006 
Buckeye fans across the country are hyped and excited for our new freshman tailback Chris Wells. But we shouldn’t let our expectations get too out of control. By out of control, I mean we really shouldn’t be selling any of the following:
I mean really, the guy hasn’t played a down yet and we’re already selling an action figure of him and putting buckeyes on his helmet? And last time I checked, C. Wells wasn’t sporting a ’stache.
M*ch*gan is already having fun with this one.
*Escalade and automatic weapons not included. (pic courtesy of themzone)
In other buckeye news, apparently we have our own cereal now. Breakfast of National Champions.
